Nothing to Be Sneezed At

finnicksfancynets:

I’m pretty sure I somehow skipped the young, carefree stage of life and went straight to being bitter and resentful.

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1. I swear, the Dunkin’ Donuts I work at attracts the most rude, arrogant, morons within a 50 mile radius 

• There’s NO SUCH THING as a medium-large coffee , makes no sense whatsoever dammit -___-
• Tell me how someone asked for a coffee light and sweet … with no sugar 
• Someone asked me why I’m so happy at work . . seriously, like what do you want from me you little twat
• Customer didn’t know the different between granulated sugar and liquid sugar … name itself is self-explanatory
• People that get mad because I can’t provide change when they come in with a $100 bill while only buying like a coffee and a donut … this isn’t a bank. 
• What size coffee do you have? … meanwhile literally 2 inches away from them, displays a giant sign with all the coffee sizes and sample cups. 
• All Iced-Tea sizes are $1.06 … lady gets mad because price is TOO HIGH, cheap-ass 
• Customer threatens to go to another Dunkin’ Donuts  … . OHH BOOO, it’s too bad . . WE’LL MISS YOU SO MUCH !
• Customers that walk in like they own the place … try working for one day, and then come talk to me smh

“Shove your sappy couple-love relationship” in Kyle’s face day?

1. Was called out during class, someone said I was the only one in the room not in a relationship . . haha yup thanks for the announcement ; And I mean EVERYONE had someone . . 
2. Customers at work told they were on a date and were strangely funny.  Hot girl jokingly asked me if I went to Creskill Middle School … . . LIKE SERIOUSLY?$  Everyone thinks I’m a 12 year old working illegally at Dunkin’ Donuts T___T
3. Watched rom. comedy (bad-idea) … not one person ended up single. Hate happy endings :P
4. People at work and school jokingly ask about all the girlfriends I have … . considering my situation, I’m thinking it’s sarcasm.  

Not sad I’m single, just funny situations 

sodamnrelatable:

On the inside, you’re like:

And you wanna be like:

But you just sit there like:

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